- person: you look dead
- me: thanks
I was in math and I really needed to poop. I ran to the bathroom with my cheeks squished together. I got to the bathroom and I was gripping the edges of my pants ready to pull them down when suddenly diarrhea exploded in my pants I sat on the toilet and It was like hot lava coming out of me It was all over my pants IT JUST KEPT COMING!!! After 30 mins I felt better and pulled up my pants only to have a another explosive bout! After an hour my friend found me and gave me her skirt Thanks Abby!
Uhhh… That’s uhmm nice. I bet your face was like this the whole time.